More Klingon Programmers

Posted by Jamis on February 09, 2004 @ 06:34 AM

Inspired by the original list of Klingon Programmers sayings, I hunted around the web and found a few more that are worth mentioning:

  1. C++? That is for children. A Klingon Warrior uses only machine code, keyed in on the front panel switches in raw binary.
  2. Klingon multitasking systems do not support “time-sharing”. When a Klingon program wants to run, it challenges the scheduler in hand-to-hand combat and owns the machine.
  3. Perhaps it IS a good day to die! I say we ship it!

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01 Sep 2006

1. Sean said...

Haha, I love it. Nice blog you have here :)
28 Mar 2007

2. Nitro said...

A true Klingon warrior never comments his code!